Co-host Andrew Huff read a fresh crop of topical haiku at the Nov. 3rd edition of Tuesday Funk.
That familiar phrase,
"Wait till next year," once again
echoes through Wrigley.
A runaway blimp
held our attention as long
as most school shootings.
Governor Rauner
jousts with Rahm while the budget
sleeps with the fishes.
Halloween candy
has a clear hierarchy.
What's last on your list?
El Nino pattern
promises a warm winter.
But our lake needs snow.
Too nice a winter
could precede drought next summer.
A Faustian bargain.
