The November 1, 2016 episode of Tuesday Funk happened in the midst of so much news, Andrew's haiku had to cover a lot of ground.
Cubs in World Series!
Tinker and Evers and Chance
smile down from heaven.
Win so we never
have to hear about the curse
again after this.
One week from tonight
e'll know how the next years will be:
gridlock or fascist.
We'll either elect
our first female president
or our first Russian despot.
Monday Halloween.
Kids up late on a school night,
hunting sugar highs.
