At the 106th edition of Tuesday Funk on June 6, covfefe cohost Andrew Huff read a handful of his patented topical haiku.
Pea tendrils each out
as warmer breezes arrive.
Gardens awaken.
"Pollen hurts my eyes"
doesn't sound very cool, so
I call it "tree sex."
--
Racists lament the
Confederate monuments
removed in NOLA.
What other cultures
insist on venerating
a war's losing side?
--
It's their second date.
Chance for a third hinges on
this awkward moment.
